Whooops

Call 9-1-1!! I just set the office microwave on fire with microwavable popcorn. Apparently, there was an ill slip of the finger and I put it on for 30 minutes instead of 3 minutes. Awesome.

You get feeding fish in a pond and blissful relaxation.

I get blazing office appliances and the wrath of all my co-workers who now have to choke on the smell of burnt plastic and popcorn.

WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!